Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
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So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
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Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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