This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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