Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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