Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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