just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
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I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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