so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
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Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
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I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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