He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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