This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
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Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
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