He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
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he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
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I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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