I don't think brook has ever known best
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
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The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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