I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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