That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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