dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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