I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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