You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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