Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
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I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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