would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
This gyro tastes like lonliness
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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