I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
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DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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