David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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