That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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