Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Randomize
