Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
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If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
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Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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