My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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