what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
You need a sexual gate keeper
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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