Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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