Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
