That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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