he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
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You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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