Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
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he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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