Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
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I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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