i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
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It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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