your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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