I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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