Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
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if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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