Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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