she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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