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have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
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I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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