and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I have aggressive nipples.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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