It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
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Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
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this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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