but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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