What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
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You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
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Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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