I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
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onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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