Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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