i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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