OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize