Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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