it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
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