i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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