fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Found the puke drawer
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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