He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
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I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
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Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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