Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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