put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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