So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
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I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
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Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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