Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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