If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
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the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
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So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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