my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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