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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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