Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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